Taking one to the face over tacos

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I have so many different questions.

What was the fight over? Hard vs soft? Beef vs chicken vs steak? What to put on top of your taco? Did someone take Tucker’s tacos?

So many other possibilities over what they could be fighting about. A native of Houston, maybe Tucker was fighting someone from out of state who was trying to shit talk tacos?

He seems like he messed up the man pretty well. Bruises on his legs and hands, Tucker then decided to return and whack him in the head one more time.

All over some tacos.

Taco power rankings:

1. Flour Tortilla

2. Corn Tortilla

3. Hard Shell

I am all for fighting over tacos. Especially if you are trying to tell me that hard shell tacos are better than soft shell tacos. Do not even try to come at me with that. You can put whatever you want on your taco. Does not matter to me. Just DO NOT even try to argue that hard shell tacos are better.